Where do mermaids see movies?
At the dive-in!
What do you say if you meet a toad?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?