Where do mermaids see movies?
At the dive-in!
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
How are teens like cats?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?