Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Everyone called them ugly ducklings.
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why do bees gossip?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What school subject really rocks?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What does Santa order at the bar?