Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Because the director told them to break a leg.
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What kind of music do planets like?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Which animals make the best football players?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you call siblings who love math?