Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Because the director told them to break a leg.
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why do all the planets get along?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?