Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What is the definition of Robin?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?