What did the shower say to the toilet?
You look a bit flushed.
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?