What did the shower say to the toilet?
You look a bit flushed.
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What did March say to the madness?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
It's Crowded!
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Where do goldfish go camping?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?