Why do all the planets get along?
They have a universal understanding.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What is the coolest country?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What's the opposite of irony?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
It's allergy season again?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?