Why do all the planets get along?
They have a universal understanding.
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Where do kittens go to school?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?