What do you call a cow with two legs?
Eileen.
Which cats have the best manners?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
How does a witch play loud music?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?