What do you call a cow with two legs?
Eileen.
What is the coolest country?
What kind of books do boats write?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?