Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Because she broke the record.
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What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
How does a penguin build its house?