Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Because she broke the record.
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Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What's the slowest 5k?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?