Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Because she broke the record.
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What country has the most fish?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why was the fabric always laughing?