How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles!
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call a dog in space?
What is the smallest lion?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
How are mountains able to see?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?