What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Yoda® one for me.
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?