Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their kids have to play inside all day.
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?