Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their kids have to play inside all day.
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why do kids love theater classes?