Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Yes, I thaw!
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
How do billboards talk?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why do all the planets get along?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What's a decade's favorite sport?