What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call a small mom?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Which elf is the best singer?