How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Pickle it.
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
How is life like toilet paper?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?