How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Pickle it.
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Do dads always snore?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What birds make average students?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?