What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Cinderfella.
Which band is always treated like royalty?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What did the sickly elevator say?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do you call a crate of ducks?