What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Blue Moon.
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What is another term for the price of gas?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why is sand so optimistic?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What did the sick chicken say?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?