What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
A mountain lion.
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?