What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
A mountain lion.
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do fish use for glasses?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?