What fish loves to play in a band?
A sea-bass.
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Where does cheese invest its money?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Where do chips wear socks?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What animals make the best students?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?