What did the skeleton order at the bar?
A beer and a mop.
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?