What did the skeleton order at the bar?
A beer and a mop.
What's a father's favorite flower?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
When do mice play every day?
Why was the broom late for school?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's the most masculine animal?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What tree has the most bark?
How do you measure a millennial?