What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where in earth have you been?
Do you have the best ceiling?
How do you get straight A's?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?