What do horses say to greet each other?
Hay there.
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.