What do horses say to greet each other?
Hay there.
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the barber win the race?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How do you measure a millennial?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What did the ocean say to the beach?