What is the quickest button on a radio?
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Why did the mare gain weight?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What country has the most fish?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why are grandkids so great?
Where do cats go on vacation?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why do two skunks argue?