What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Open the door, were you raised in a house?
That bird won't stop squawking.
How did the tree get lost?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What car can't keep a secret?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?