Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Because she wanted to grow a power plant.
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why are ghosts always single?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What did the bicycle call its dad?