Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Because she wanted to grow a power plant.
Why is a computer so smart?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What's black and white and red all over?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What fish sings the best?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?