What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
A corn.
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What did March say to the madness?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Where was Noah born?
What do math teachers eat?