What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
A corn.
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?