What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Bad mittens.
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why do cats love to work?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
How is cat food sold?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?