Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Well, I won't be the one to spread it!
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?