What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Family trees.
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
How did the tree get lost?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do fish do at parades?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?