What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Family trees.
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What nationality are most fish?
What game do cows play at parties?
What's the politest month?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
How do you make antifreeze?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What bird is always sad?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?