What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
A fig newt-on.
Why do hogs play so much football?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
How do you wash a lamb?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?