What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
A fig newt-on.
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why was the cat so small?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?