Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?