Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What type of car do planets buy?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?