What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Marsh-mallows.
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
