What is the tallest building in the world?
The library. It has the most stories!
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What fish only swims at night?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What's the most athletic footwear?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Which animal will never go bald?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?