Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
St. Bernard.
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do bees chew?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Which relative loves rice?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?