Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
He took a day off.
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
How do you make a cow float?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
How does a polar bear build a house?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What nationality are most fish?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?