What's a frog's favorite sport?
Croak-quet.
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
How do you know bees have allergies?
How do fireflies start a race?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?