What's a frog's favorite sport?
Croak-quet.
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?