Why are ghosts always single?
Because you're married until death do us part.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?