Why are ghosts always single?
Because you're married until death do us part.
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Where do surfers go to school?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's the noisiest food?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?