What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Tennis, because they know how to serve.
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?