What did the bicycle call its dad?
Pop-cycle.
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What kind of books do boats write?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What is the tallest building in the world?