What did the bicycle call its dad?
Pop-cycle.
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do math teachers eat?
Board Game With A Twist
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why do cats give such great massages?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?