What did the peach say to its crying husband?
That's so pitiful.
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why do vampires always look sick?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?