How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
It leaves behind a fowl smell.
Which insect makes the best father?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What is a table you can eat?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why is summer always sad?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Where do stars go to college?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Did you take the patient's temperature?