How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
It leaves behind a fowl smell.
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did autumn say to summer?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Families are like fudge.