Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!!!
Why did the professor write on the window?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What is a table you can eat?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
How do bears keep cool?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?