Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.
What country has the most fish?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why do hogs play so much football?