Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What sport do horses love to play?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call a small mom?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call bees that are best friends?