What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Pearl Harbor.
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
How do amoebas make calls?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?