What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Pearl Harbor.
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do ducks have for lunch?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the goal post get angry?