What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
A penguin tuxedo.
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How do billboards talk?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?