What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
A penguin tuxedo.
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Where are average things manufactured?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?