Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Doc Ock.
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call two birds in love?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Bears love exotic cars.
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why did the computer run out of money?