Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Doc Ock.
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?