What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
The French horn.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why did the barber win the race?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you call a fly without wings?