Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Emma Watt-son.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What fish only swims at night?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?