Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Emma Watt-son.
Why is a doctor always calm?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What insect runs away from everything?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What's the opposite of irony?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?