What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
An ice-cold croak-a-cola.
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
How do snowmen get information?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
How do you measure a millennial?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?