Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Because they're so sweet.
Which family member is always relieved?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
How do snowmen get information?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the professor write on the window?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Which singer could always break a five?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?