Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Because they're so sweet.
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Families are like fudge.
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?