Why do owls make lousy reporters?
They only ask who.
Why can't you trust a pig?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?