Why do owls make lousy reporters?
They only ask who.
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Where does water do all its banking?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you call a pig thief?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What are you studying in math?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?